This weeks DoucheBag of the week award

This is why I have a problem with organized “Religion”. This clown spews this caustic sh*t in the name of God and prays, yes prays, every night for President Obama to get brain cancer and die like Ted Kennedy. This same Pastor Douchebag was allegedly tasered by Border Patrol Agents not to long ago. Look it up. He claims for no reason, but I think he is an extremist who looks for his 15 minutes by agitating others into reacting. Sort of what I’m doing here but with words instead of threats. Shame on me for responding to this guy but it deserves some kind of mention.

Now we know where that other Douchebag gets his information propaganda.

This is America and you’re entitled to your opinion so I don’t feel that he should be censored. What I say is ,if you are such a bad ass and want to say these things then realize there are people who are in disagreement with you and they might react in a way you did not consider.

This man is one of those “tough” guys, who when confronted suddenly lose their courage and want to debate you, in a nice way though.

To bring up an old saying- ” Don’t let your mouth write a check your ass can’t cash”.

Lights out ?

I’m pissed! My sister spent the entire day watching our country’s farewell to Senator Ted Kennedy. She waded, tirelessly, through inane comments, interviews and commercials
only to be disappointed in the end. According to my sister, everything was going along as scheduled. (One last viewing for the public, followed by a private viewing for dignitaries
and family members, a drive along a route [specifically requested by the Senator] and a flight to Arlington National Cemetery.)

By the time I sat down to watch this historic event come to a close. I saw the Honor Guard awaiting the arrival of the Senator. I thought, what the fuck! Where are the lights? You can barely see them. I began to think who is the idiot that planned this and why aren’t there any lights. Did they not consider, that…oh, let’s see…night may fall? “All is going according to schedule,” the buffoons at CNN reported repeatedly. So, what the hell happened? And, why weren’t there any lights? I, quickly switched from news channel to news channel and to my horror, they all looked the same. Black! I guess they all paid into a pool for the same satellite feed.

Stupidity really does start at the top.

When the time came for her final goodbye, Ted Kennedy’s young, granddaughter was audibly shaken as she could not see the speech she had prepared. “I can’t see…I can’t see…”, she cried out as she stood at the podium. Heartfelt words written for her grandfather could not be read because there was no light for her to see them. The long and flawless coverage ended in utter disaster which could have been easily avoided.

“Well, as you can see… or, as you can not see, this is the end of a historic day”, said Fox (Faux) News anchor Chris Wallace. My sister told me that a few years ago Dreamorks (a Motion Picture Company) was hired by NASA to clean up the original footage of the first landing on the moon. NASA’s complaint was that the footage was too dark.

Courageously, the geniuses at Dreamworks worked their magic and were able to right the problem. Instead of harboring this disappointment any longer, I’m thinking of calling Dreamworks. This is how the conversation will go;

“Hi, is this Dreamworks? Wanna, make some extra money? I have just the job for you…

Even in death the Kennedys are cursed.